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The Smartie and the Jellybaby
A Smartie and Jellybaby are sitting in a pub on the good side of town, drinking cocktails. The Smartie turns to the Jellybaby and says he's bored.He suggests they go down to the other side of town where the bars are more lively.
The Jellybaby declines, explaining that he is a soft center while the Smartie is a hard case and soft centres don't fit in down there.
He says to the Smartie that he's sure to get the gelatin kicked out of him in places like that.
The Smartie says not to worry, he'll look after him.
The Jellybaby agrees to go if the Smartie will look after him.
The Smartie reassures him, and off they go.
They walk into a smokey bar where there are Smarties, Astros and a couple of M 'n M's playing pool and order a couple of beers.
Two minutes later, three Clorets walk in and they spot the two of them.
The Smartie dives in under a table and the Clorets proceed to kick the gelatin out of the Jellybaby.
Eventually they tire and leave again.
The Smartie cautiously crawls out under the table and asks the badly beaten Jellybaby if they're gone.
Bleeding jelly-juice, the Jellybaby asks why the Smartie didn't look after him.
The Smartie replies, "I would have, but those Clorets are MENTHOL!"
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